Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Nagsalita ng tapos

Isa to sa mga hindi na alis na topic sa utak ko para sa panibagong enrty sa blog ko
merong isang taong nakapagsabi sakin na "Nagsalita ako ng tapos ",) ganito ang kwento, isingit natin ang facebook dito, Sa facebook merong relationship status
at meron kang layang ilantad kung anung status meron ka..
Di ko alam kung bakit bigdeal sa kanya to o sabihin nating sa ibang tao na din..
o pwede ding may pansariling kadahilanan..Inaamin ko na nasa isang relasyon ako noon at at nilagay ko ang pagiging married, pagkatapos ay binago ko sa pagiging single, kung saan totoo naman na naging single talaga ako V_(")_V .
Eto ang komento ng isang kaibigan "may nalalaman kapang pa married-married jan noon"
syempre napa-ngiti ako, sabay ng tanong na bigdeal?
sabay banat siya ng para ka kcng "NAGSALITA NG TAPOS", unang una sa lahat anung malay ko at pakialam ko sa problema niang un? Di ba sa mundong ito merong din naman
mag asawa ng nagkahiwalay? yan ang tanong ko sa sarili ko pagkatapos nia sabihin sakin yun, pano ako nagsalita ng tapos? hanggang ngayon nagsisilbing tanong parin to, Isa nlng iniicp ko, malamang meron kang pansariling kadahilanan kaya mo nasabi yun, ayoko nang isipin at napaka walang kwenta at aksaya lang ng oras..
mas may kabuluhan pang ngumuya ng babulgam kesa makipag talo sa mga taong "NASASAPAWAN" tatlong tumbling para sayo at isang flying kick sa pagiging insikyora mo.. anyway,highway,holiday,skyway,norway!! ako'y hihimlay na, twice a week nako mag uudpate sa blog ko.. special tnx to my ex-gf at talaga namang kagalang-galang at ang ex na nirerespeto da.real_gurl for being a new model..

magnanakaw

Ok, simulan natin ang kwento ko nung 30th ng madaling araw nung august..Alas tres nako na2log sa kadahilanang marami akong tinapos na trabaho, pagkatapos ay ginising ako ni ermat ng alas sais ng umaga " 3 hours sleep" ang totoo 12:30pm pa pasok ko, kaya lng kme umalis ng maaga dahil nagpasama ako para kumuha ng insurance para sa kotse ko pinagbayad ako ng $120 a month mejo mahal pro pinikitan ko nlng.

after that we decided na tumuloy sa munisipyo ng texas para ayusin ang kaso kong OVERSPEEDING!! xmpre pinagbayad ako ng $163, ayus lng kasalanan ko naman..pagkatapos pumasok na kme ni mama sa trabaho, pagdating ko, bgla ko naramdaman ung sobrang antok dahil naalala ko wala pa pala akong 2log..kulang2x..pero tiniis ko kse lapit na ung time ko para mag clock-in sa work..Bandang 6pm busy ako sa trabaho pero ung boss ko tinawag ako at may importanteng fone call ako! madali ako...c kuya russell... pinapauwi ako para sabihin na c mama natataranta na at pinasok ng magnanakaw ang bahay namin..walang sabi2x pagkababa ng fone, kapa ng susi sa bulsa takbo papuntang parking lot.. paguwi ko un nga, iyak ng iyak si mama..dumaan ung magnanakaw sa bintana ng opisina ni mama..tangay lahat ng antigo niang alahas na nagmula pa sa lola ko..TV, Camera etc...pagpasok ko sa kwarto ko sobrang kalat pinaghahagis lht ng papeles ko na nasa drawer..

buti nalang nasa trabaho kami nung tym na pinasok ung bahay, pasalamat parin ako dahil kahit papano nilayo kami ng mama ko sa kapahamakan..

Monday, June 7, 2010

Muling pagbabalik makalipas ang isang taon

Makalipas ang isang taon, muling kumati ang mga daliri ko sa pag paglagay at update ng entrys sa blog ko, Maraming akong napagdaanan sa loob ng isang taon, siyempre may malungkot at may masaya,Maraming nagtanong at marami din akong sinagot.. sobrang dami kong natutunan..Sa buhay ng tao hindi mahalaga na parati kang nakangiti ang mahalaga masaya ka, Tulad ng pag tulak ng isip ko sa pag balik ko sa blog na ito,
Dito sa bawat letrang isinusulat ko merong kahulugan para sakin,sa paraang ito
mas makikilala ako ng tunay at dito laging masaya ang mga bisita ko.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Zoilo the pre-school language

itago natin siya sa pangalang pre-school
isang pag-uusap kung saan mapapansin niyo
ang kanyang katangahan at kabobohan..


ating subaybayan...


nag PM siya skn at eto ang unang banat niya.


zoilo santiago: fuck you !
zoilo santiago: ahahahaha
zoilo santiago: oi gago
basag ulo: fuck you pala ah
zoilo santiago: nu gnwa mo kay borbon?
basag ulo: tignan ko kung mabuksan mo yan YM mo
zoilo santiago: ok lng dme me acC.
zoilo santiago: ^^
zoilo santiago: wahahaha
zoilo santiago: LoL XD !
basag ulo: ah okie
basag ulo: ok lng
basag ulo: sabi mo yan ah

kapansin pansin ang maayus na pakikipag usap ko sa kanya..

basag ulo: any last will?
zoilo santiago: 2log na ako . . . wahahaha para TUMANGKAD ako...

dahil hindi niya maintindihan ang salitang last will..tinagalog ko..

basag ulo: wala kabang gs2 sabihin bago ka mamaalam?
zoilo santiago: ahahaha
basag ulo: ok ok
zoilo santiago: parang mamamatay na ako ah
basag ulo: uu

d2 na ako nagsimula bumanat pabalik

basag ulo: babangungutin kana
zoilo santiago: craulo
zoilo santiago: laro ka godwars
zoilo santiago: godswar
zoilo santiago: OL game
zoilo santiago: international
zoilo santiago: PVP tau
basag ulo: yoko masasapawan ka lng
zoilo santiago: naku poh indot !
zoilo santiago: wag kang GAYOT !

di ko alam ang motibo ng batang papansin na si zoilo..

zoilo santiago: may nag hahanp nga pala sau d2
basag ulo: sino
zoilo santiago: c FOOT LONG ! kapatid mo !

kapansin pansin din ang kabobohan ng kawawang batang ito

zoilo santiago: hhahahahaha
basag ulo: baka footlong
zoilo santiago: c hot dog

eto pa "HOT DOG" wow!! amberibaborya!!

zoilo santiago: ahahaha
basag ulo: 1 word lng un tang ina tlga pre-school language mo
zoilo santiago: alam mo na ung video ni toto?
basag ulo: lapit ko na ipost sa site ko video nio
zoilo santiago: ahahaha
zoilo santiago: alam mo na pala eh
zoilo santiago: ronnie the "BAZOOKA"

sinabi ko nang alam ko na pero inulit nia pa at sinabi ang title ng video!! unawain nio nlng tanga talaga

basag ulo: poy.. ang hotdog at footlong 1 word lng un
zoilo santiago: King King the "FootLong" wahahahahahaha cge cge sbe mo eh,

inulit nia ung salitang FOOTLONG ginawa na niang 1 word para kunwari nde siya napahiya..

basag ulo: ok
basag ulo: panay ang syota mo BOBO ka nmn pala
basag ulo: di kb nahihiya?
zoilo santiago: ahahaha

aray!

basag ulo: di nga poy..di kb nahihiya?
zoilo santiago: lol
zoilo santiago: ahaha
zoilo santiago: srili mi tnungin mo

kapansin pansin din na asar na at napikon sa banat ko ang batang bulol..

zoilo santiago: d pa pla eh,
zoilo santiago: balik 1st yr? ndi nmn nunh?
basag ulo: tska nag sosyota ako may alam ako
zoilo santiago: ahahahaha
zoilo santiago: ulit ka ulit ng 1st yr college?
zoilo santiago: MASCOM.?

iniba nia ang usapan para kunwari ulit di siya napahiya..
pero pinilit ko prn sagutin ang tanong nia..para naman wala siya masabi sakin.

basag ulo: xmpre nde high school lng ang uulit
basag ulo: pero pag kolehiyo kana kht san kpa nagmula
zoilo santiago: tae
zoilo santiago: MASCOM. ka lng ata eh
basag ulo: masscom
basag ulo: kung joke yan luma na yan
zoilo santiago: wahahaha
basag ulo: mas comfortable sa bahay?
zoilo santiago: lolx
basag ulo: luma
basag ulo: <--malupit, nde mo maloloko...

hindi nia alam na papunta palang siya eh..nakabalik nako..

zoilo santiago: geh
zoilo santiago: log2 na me
basag ulo: next time poy ah
zoilo santiago: ahahahaha
zoilo santiago: iba nlng oi
basag ulo: try mo din bumisita sa site ko
basag ulo: baka sakaling mamataan mo tong conversation ntn
basag ulo: kiss kay idol?
zoilo santiago: ahahahahaha,,,,, kisS ka na sa kay FOOTLONG ! kambal sa uma kau eh, pati kay kuya inggo mo, pati sa bunso mung kapatid na su kuratong....
basag ulo: basahin mo maige ung sinabi mo
basag ulo: pre-school tlga amp

kung mapapansin nio ang salitang kambal sa uma,su kuratong at kiss ka na sa kay FOOTLONG
hindi ko alam kung maawa ako o matatawa ako sa batang ito..super bobonic pre school language..

basag ulo: may topic nnmn ako sa site ko
basag ulo: marami nnmn ako mapapsaya
zoilo santiago: gegegegege..... maka loko ka sana
basag ulo: marami cgurado
zoilo santiago: OUT NA pre... goodmorning ....

kunwari nagpa good shot sa skn tinawag akong pre, hindi ko naman inaanak ung anak nia..
para hindi ko ituloy ang pag popost ko sa site ko..pwes ulol PYG ka!! pulot yosi gangsta!!
eto ang halimbawa ng mga batang kulang sa attention..kawawa naman kung iisipin ntn
na walang patutunguhan itong batang toh..pag pasensiyahan nio nalang, tsk tsk!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Maniwala ka sa hindi wala ako magagawa..

Facts of Life

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
5 Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine.
7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
12 The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!
13 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.
14 Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.
15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
17 Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18 Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
19 Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
20 The three most valuable brand names on earth Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
21 To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
23 The “pound” (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
26 The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
27 Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends in “mt”.
28 It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan “finger lickin’ good” comes out as “eat your fingers off”.
30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
33 Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
34 Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
35 Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying “yes” in Sri Lanka.
37 There are more chickens than people in the world.
38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
39 There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.
42 The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.
44 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
45 The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.
47 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.
49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
51 When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.
53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded
54 “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command “go hang Yourself.”
56 Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
57 “Bookkeeper” is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.
58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
59 The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every Letter in the English language.
60 If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction
61 China has more English speakers than the United States.
62 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.
66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.
67 According to Genesis 120-22, the chicken came before the egg.
68 The longest place name still in use is Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
69 If you leave Tokyo by plane at 700am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 430pm the previous day.
70 Scientists in Australia’s Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.
71 Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.
72 More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.
73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
74 Coca-Cola was originally green.
75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row
of the keyboard.
79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
80 You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
81 It is impossible to lick your elbow.
82 People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
83 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
84 The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
85 If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
86 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
87 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
88 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
89 If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
90 If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
91 Question - This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this Ans. - Honey
92 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
93 A snail can sleep for three years.
94 All polar bears are left handed.
95 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
96 Butterflies taste with their feet.
97 Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
98 In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
99 On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
100 Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
101 Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
102 The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
103 The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
104 The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
105 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
106 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
107 Most lipstick contains fish scales.
108 And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Monday, April 20, 2009

Pacquiao Vs Hatton Fight prediction!

Marami nang kumalat na entry sa mga blogs ang tungkol sa laban ng ating pambansang kamao' bilib din ako sa mga british bloggers, marami akong nabasang entry nila
na sobrang support sila sa kanilang ricky hatton.. likewise, gnun din tayong mga pilipino..pero alam nio un pag talagang araw na ng laban ni pacman lahat tayo may kabang nararamdaman..ung tipong sobrang saya pagkatapos bumagsak o na announce na panalo nanaman ang mga pilipino..napaisip lng ako, tuwing lalaban si pacman, nagagawa nating tigil pansamantala ang mga trabaho natin,tumahimik,manood,sumuporta at mag dasal..di bat ito ang mga pangunahing
pangangailangan ntng mga pilipino para magkaisa? sabi nga ni pacman "kung sa bawat laban ko nag kakaisa ang bawat pilipino,araw-araw lalaban ko" isn't it nice?!
mabuti pa si pacman, nagagawa niang pagkaisahin ang mga pilipino, pero ang mga opisyal na gobyerno ntn,tumunganga at mangurakot, pumusta sa laban..tpos pag nanalo
si pacman,papapel,kunwari masaya sila dahil nanalo ang pambansang kamao aakyat sa ring tatabi kay pacman sa pictorials! pero sa totoo lang masaya sila dahil milyon nanaman ang naibigay ni pacman sa kanila..hindi sa binabatikos ko ung mga taong un, pero ito ung katotohanan at mga ngyayari..yung simpleng bagay na ikasasaya ng mga pilipino siya pa itong sinasamantala ng mga siraulong bwakanang inang shits!!
hay naku! bahala sila sa buhay nila, atleast naisigaw ko ung mga kagaguhan nila..
LABAN MANNY!!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Sisig and the Oatmeal analogy (Are we Bad?)

sinend sakin ng isang kaibigan at isang napaka gandang consepto at kaaliw-aliw
na topic sa isang blog..

oo nga naman, di natin masisi ang mga sarili natin kung gugustuhin natin kumain nang sisig kaysa maumay at magtiis sa iisang lasa ng oatmeal.


ang kwento niya, meron siya dating gustong lalake. at kumbaga daw sa pagkain, itong si guy A ay isang sisig. alam na ngang masama sa puso, pero ito pa rin ang hinahabol-habol. then, may dumating naman sa buhay ng girl na un, si guy B. gustung-gusto ni guy B 'yung girl ayaw naman niya kay guy B. kumbaga raw ulit kasi sa pagkain, parang oatmeal si guy B. yes, healthy sa puso, pero sino nga ba naman ang taong takam na takam na lumantak ng quaker oats 'di ba?

marami sa atin ang nao-obsess about that sisig-person sa buhay natin. and'yan 'yung luluha ka, magda-drama, magpapaka-emo at kung anu-ano pang forms ng pagsisira ng buhay dahil hindi natin mahuli-huli 'yang last order ng sisig na 'yan.

'yang punyetang sisig na 'yan. kung tutuusin, sino bang nasa katinuan ang gustong kumain ng pinira-pirasong karne? tapos ise-serve sa'yo sa nakamamatay na hot plate? tapos lalagyan ng kalamansi, sili, toyo tapos minsan meron pang fresh egg?

ang sarap 'di ba? paking-shet!!


'yung taong wini-wish mo na sana ikaw lang sa mundo ang nakaka-appreciate pero wit, meron na palang ibang naka-discover. pero gan'un pa man, gustung-gusto mo ang kabalahuraan ng ugali niya. trip na trip mo ang pambabalewala niya sa'yo. kilig na kilig ka sa mga semi-pahapyaw na bagay na ginagawa niya na minsan kahit masakit na, napapapikit ka sabay sabing, "this is the way i want to die."

tapos, sasabihin sa'yo ni Waiter, "eto anak, maraming supply ng oatmeal. healthy 'to?" pero ayaw natin. kung anu-anong flaw ang nakikita. kesyo childish, hindi swak ang taste namin sa music, hindi magkaugnay ang fashion sensibilities namin, or sadyang chaka siya. pero kung iisipin naman, handa kang pagsilbihan nitong oatmeal-person na ito.

mas gugustuhin nating maging sisig-deprived habang buhay kesa mapurga sa oatmeal mula ulo hanggang paa. pero baket? baket, baket? baket kung anong masama, siyang masarap? baket kung anong mabuti, siyang boring?

kung ganito lang din ng ganito, may karapatan pa ba tayong manumbat sa taong nagdadamot sa atin ng sisig? may karapatan pa ba tayong magmalaki na isa tayong catch kung tayo rin pala, ipinagdaramot ang sarili sa taong gusto tayo?

mamili ka sisig o oatmeal =P